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Oral sex. Fellatio. Cunnilingus. Giving head. Blow Job. Paying lip service. Licking the peach. Playing the skin flute. Gobbling knob. Eating at the furry diner.

No matter what you choose to call it, oral sex is easily one of the quickest ways to get a partners attention. The act of smooshing someone’s face into another’s genitals has been talked about as far back as the Ancient Egyptians and has never really decreased in popularity, and why would it? With so many different ways to make it fun and exciting, oral sex is easily in another whole chapter!

So let’s crack open this big bad book of Sex Ed and talk about some of the lesser known and funnier sides of oral sex. Let’s face it, sometimes sex is funny!

Doing it like the Egyptians!

Oh yeah, that comment I made earlier about the Egyptians? That wasn’t me just making a comment to categorize how old oral sex is. Oh no! One of the earliest stories in early Egyptian culture is that of Osiris and Isis. While there are many different versions of this myth, in one of the most accepted, the goddess Isis helps resurrect her husband, the god Osiris, by blowing life into him through an artificial penis. Why artificial? Because his original penis was dismembered with the rest of his body and eaten by a fish in the Nile River. Maybe the fish thought it was a big worm?

Speaking of chapters on oral…

Did you know there is an entire section about oral sex in the Kama Sutra? The Kama Sutra itself is probably one of the most misunderstood books that has ever graced the shelves of horny young couples across the world. While most people think of the Kama Sutra as a marathon run of sex positions that immediately makes you question your own flexibility, this is a monumental simplification of what it actually is! In one chapter of the Kama Sutra, called the Auparishtaka or Mouth Congress, there are whole paragraphs devoted to oral. Not just any kind of oral pleasure either. The chapter covers everything from when to use your teeth, how to push and touch spots when appropriate, and “sucking a mango fruit.” That’s right banana, step aside, it’s the mango’s turn for that sweet sweet oral loving.

But is oral sex like… sex?

While oral sex has had a markedly rough history in many cultures and countries, the question comes up time and time again. Is oral sex actually sex? To answer that it can get kind of tricky, but one way to look at it is this: if you want it to be sex, then it is sex. While some people do not define oral sex as sex, for others it could be one of the main ways that they and their partner are intimate. In some cultures, it can even be the ultimate act of intimacy and respect between partners. Regardless of what side of the fence you sit on, to lick or not to lick, it’s ultimately your decision! Just remember that if you are practicing some of that sweet oral delight, bring a condom or dental dam to the party to keep you and your play partner safe. Not only does it help prevent STI’s but let’s face it, it helps keeps hairs out of your teeth. ^_^

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